men in suits are so hot let me be your business you professional son of a bitch
may i present to you the most fucked up riddle ever
(Source: yzma, via californicationinthemoonlight-d)
Dear Math teacher, I don’t want to solve your problems
When someone brings up something really embarrassing from your past.
"It isn’t a matter of forgetting. What one has to learn is how to remember and yet be free of the past."